Life of 阿婆 and 烏龜

-ah po & wu gui-

阿婆: im sitting with fs in the bus...
烏龜: wei....y like that..i wanna sit with u.....nvm..i can be in the same room wif u when we reach there..
阿婆: but im sleeping together with fs...
烏龜: yerrr........W-H-Y....??!!


Another story.......

烏龜: direct me to ur house...
阿婆: bla.....bla...bla......bla...bla.....
阿婆: direct me to ur hse....
烏龜: bla...bla..bla...bla...turn right, turn right..turn left..left, right, left, right...
阿婆: very complicated..!!


....烏龜tidak putus asa to explain to 阿婆....

At the end...

3 hours used juz to explain the direction..!!